Everyone is like : Omg the Up All Night dvd is so beautiful ! and I’m here like :
So yesterday
Louis was being his sassy self
Niall called out Sydney Dalton for being a hoe

Zayn was partying it up at the Jersey Shore
Liam was being his typical sweet self trying to do a twitcam for us
Josh saw The Dictator
But Harry, what were you up to last night!?

And you had a bra thrown at you

And a stuffed animal turtle 
And I don’t even know what they threw at you here 
And what looks like a naked Harry doll thrown at you
And what I think is a koala thrown at your penis
And finally some balls thrown at your face

YOU LITTLE WHORE STYLES.
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